trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

susiron:

Food that still tastes amazing when reheated

callmejude:

captainhufflepuff:

can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’

oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate

neat

golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty

legolast:

jawn-on-fire-in-the-shire:

legolast:

thepsychodiva:

legolast:

my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”

Να το κάνω στον Κουρέα?

what

no idea

im laughi gng so had r 

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

fatasalutem:

This is me and my friends

obama-fix-this:

if you dont buy these sunglasses, the terrorists win.

vvebkinz:

i feel like i am missing something very important here

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

spankmeniall:

people who still act like the only thing eleanor does is drink starbucks, she goes to university, travels the world and rides louis’ dick and that’s more than most of your asses do

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today

porndirector:

quirkybrittany:

porndirector:

rebgolg if your only like 7

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